Pain

A woman went to see a doctor. "Doctor, I'm in terrible pain."
"Show me where," the doctor said.

The woman put her fingers on her arm, "ohhh, right there."
Then she put her finger on her chest, "Argggh, right there."
Then she put her finger on her stomach, "Owww, right there."

The doctor looked at her, "You're not by any chance Polish, are you?"
"Why, yes," she replied. "Why?"

"You've got a broken finger."