Visa Interview

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a visa.

Consul : What is your name?

Arab   : Abdul Aziz

Consul : Sex?

Arab   : Six to ten times a week

Consul : I mean, male or female?

Arab   : Both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul : Holy cow!

Arab   : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul : Man,........ isn't it hostile?

Arab   : Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul : Oh.......... dear!

Arab   : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!